Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas!

3 comments:

John Arns said...

Poor little Billy is heartbroken and inconsolable over his discovery. Little did he know, though, is that this Santa Claus was actually a small exotic island off the Pacific coast near Santa Barbara, home to California's rarest birds and two residing ornithologists. A violent winter storm pummeled it into a mere memory eight years ago.

It's okay, honey, bless your heart. YOUR Santa didn't die. Let's dry those tears...

John Arns said...
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John Arns said...

*as a side note, most of the
aforementioned birds and both ornithologists escaped death from nature's fury of wind, torrential rain and resultant mudslides.